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    Posted: 26 Jun 2008 at 4:53pm
What's the funniest excuse YOU have?????
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Quote Robusto Replybullet Posted: 26 Jun 2008 at 6:11pm
Forgot Heeman Masters of the Universe lunch box, seseame seed crackers and TPS reports!  Darn.
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Quote Goliath Replybullet Posted: 27 Jun 2008 at 1:51pm
i overslept. wait, did you say funniest?
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Quote Malakye Replybullet Posted: 27 Jun 2008 at 4:04pm
1) I drove to my new job on accident!

2) It's against the law for bars to open up before 10 a.m., and you know how I get without morning java.

3) I hate my job, and by the way, I'm leaving early today!

4) I was making out with your superior. Guess who got promoted?!

5) I was asked to be a guest on FUEL TV.

6) I was stuck in Malibu helping the "Lokes" defend
Matthew McConaughey by beating up on Paparazzi!

7) I was in Asia sabotaging Hollister's production. Oh wait - too late!
 
8) I was searching for a new job on Malakye!

9) I was helping Danny Way build the Mega Ramp!

10) Surfs up bra; you missed out!
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Quote Ferndoc Replybullet Posted: 30 Jun 2008 at 12:58pm
I was late to work because 9 o'clock got here before I could get here!
PADDLE FORWARD, KIDS!
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Quote 3xthreat Replybullet Posted: 30 Jun 2008 at 2:35pm
I was in TJ buying fireworks for the 4th of july and got in a gun battle with the drug cartel.
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Quote reefking Replybullet Posted: 03 Jul 2008 at 2:27pm
I was late because I feel asleep in my car outside work because I got here so early and the doors were locked.
 
I was late because my dogs chewed the cord on my alarm clock and I overslept.
 
I was late because I drank waaaaaaaaayyy too much last night didn't want to drink and drive this morning.
 
I was late because I had an interview with a much better company this morning.
 
I was only late today because you weren't for once.
 
I was late because I got a memo our work schedule had changed.
 
I was late because I am always late, what's new?
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Quote shayboarder Replybullet Posted: 07 Jul 2008 at 4:26pm
I've actually used this one...but I missed work because my dog got porcupined once.  I had to stay and pull out 24 porcupine quills.  Then another time I got sent home after my dog got skunked...I came to work smelling like skunk and was told to go home.

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Quote steezer Replybullet Posted: 11 Jul 2008 at 1:53pm
I was gettin busy with my gal, little AM action is crucial
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Quote Beach_Happy Replybullet Posted: 15 Jul 2008 at 1:55am
54st was firing....in other words, the wave were good.

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