Smarter than a TED Talk;
Post-modern like a pet-rock;
I improvise devising ways
to keep my work surprising.
I’m still the ill-est illustrator,
Rising like an elevator,
Inking out surf zines,
Thinkin’ bout earthlings,
I freaking rock
I’m far-out like astronomy.
So if you want a piece of this,
To help you get your projects done,
I think that you would be remiss
To not email or call me, son.
…but don’t call me “son.” Please be professional.