Lacey Wiles


I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a reliable employee I can tell you I don’t have a criminal record. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a desirable candidate for companies like yours. If you would like to contact me for work, you do not have to look for me, you do not have to pursue me. You can reach me with a simple phone call or email to the number or e-mail address listed on this page. I will work for you, and I will kill it.(I really hope you've seen the movie "Taken") If you're still reading this, I'd like you to know that although I don't take myself too seriously, I do take my work seriously. I'm a firm believer that if you're going to do something, doing it well is the only option. The basics of a job can be learned, but work ethic and the ability to think strategically cannot and I pride myself on those two characteristics. I hold a Bachelor’s Degree in Philosophy and have experience in a variety of disciplines. I've worn many hats throughout my life-- student, athlete, coach, teacher, salesperson, marketer, writer, and even model. As a result I have an overflowing closet and the ability to manage multi-disciplinary projects and navigate complex challenges. Experience has taught me that I am: -Authentic and honest. More "real" than Jenny from the block. -An "idea person." With just enough madness to believe anything is possible. -Tech savvy. I mean, I'm basically older than the internet. -Outgoing and confident. Sorry, I'm a Leo. -Hard working. I work hard for the money, so hard for it honey. -Strategic. I know when to hold 'em, when to fold 'em, when to walk away and when to run. -dependable. Just call my name and I'll be there. -funny. #dadjokes